Affirmation Enthusiasts Mugs

"I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time."

Changing Minds

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'I inherited therefore I am'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

The power of positive affirmations

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

Self-Reflecting Pool

"I am a person of value."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

Whatever

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

Mr Happy

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

Tree of Knowledge. Tree of Commonly Accepted Misconceptions.