Affirmation Aficionado Mugs

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

Chicken Affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

The Surly Yoof

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

Self-Reflecting Pool

The power of positive affirmations

Gordon Ramsey's Menu.

"I am a person of value."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Like Buttons

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

Mr Happy

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a bowl of clam chowder with a fly doing the backstroke in it and nothing good comes of it. ? ?

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog