Feline Fun Seeker Gifts

He called it a "catnip mouse" --- I think it's some sort of practice dummy.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Photobooth Photobomb

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People

'I love rock festivals!'