Feline Fortune Seeker Gifts

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'We know you have a cat.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'Cat Lit. You?'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"The narrative seems contrived."

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Golden Eggs.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

The ambush.

"Trepanning for gold"

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

Two cats on vacation

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'