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Holy Mackerel

Jester.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"That is six feet."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

"You know I hate you, right?"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight. . . their names are - corona, delta and omicron."

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

Revenge of the Fish

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Santa Claus

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

Aliens use beer as bait.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about the future?'

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'