Fishy Shenanigans Fan Pillows

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'Steroids.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Fish Workout

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

Jester.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

Revenge of the Fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fish with Human Trophy

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"No more home swaps on the internet."

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

Holy Mackerel

'Where you off to Freddie? The fishpond! ...THE FISHPOND!'

'Another foreclosure.'

'Now what?'

Wild Wild Salmon

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.