Fishy Jokes Lover Prints

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Holes

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

'Say on the papers!'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

Whale Whale Whale.

"It's a chatter bait."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Fish with Human Trophy

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fire Exit

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

Fishing from a Fish

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Another foreclosure.'

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'