Fishy Joke Admirer Prints

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

Flyfishing for dummies.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Fisherman.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"It's a chatter bait."

"Just the bait, please."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fish with Human Trophy

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fire Exit

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

'Another foreclosure.'

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'