Fishy Joke Admirer Gifts

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

Flyfishing for dummies.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

How evolution was inspired by children

Fisherman.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Just the bait, please."

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"It's a chatter bait."

Man on combine harvester, harvesting a river of fish

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"Would you mind cooking my calamari a bit longer?"

Fire Exit

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

'Another foreclosure.'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'Yes,my last name is bass,and no my first name is not bigmouth.'