Backseat Joker Mugs

Taxi fares.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"I could stick that landing."

'Power steering.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Back seat race car drivers.

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"You're doing it wrong."

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

Learner Drivers

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

What say we don't put a claim in on this one. He barely grazed me.

What's the car doing there? That's God come to drive them from the garden.

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

"Stop it!"

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

How To Save Gas.

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

Car Rental: 'Just be glad it's once a year.'

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."