Backseat Banterer Mugs

"You're doing it wrong."

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Taxi fares.

Backseat Predators

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Back seat race car drivers.

"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

School of Backseat Driving

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

Learner Drivers

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

How To Save Gas.

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

"Stop it!"

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

Driving To Hell and Back

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

'We've been driving around for hours now. Don't you think it's time you reported us as missing?'

"Do you have to be such a backseat driver?"