Backseat Banterer Mugs

"You're doing it wrong."

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Backseat Predators

Taxi fares.

'Are we there yet Dad?'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

"My last dog always too a right there."

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

School of Backseat Driving

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

Learner Drivers

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

How To Save Gas.

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

"Stop it!"

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"Do you have to be such a backseat driver?"

'We've been driving around for hours now. Don't you think it's time you reported us as missing?'

"Nobody likes a back seat driver!"