Backseat Commentator Gifts

Backseat Driver

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"I guess 80 is the new 100."

"I could stick that landing."

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Taxi fares.

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Back seat race car drivers.

"My last dog always too a right there."

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Maybe his name is Sue?'

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

"What a terrible night on telly, I didn't find one thing offensive."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"I can't switch from this reality show to the news...this is the news."

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

Learner Drivers

"I'm not sure making phones out of asbestos solves the problem."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"Remember when the safest topic was the weather?"

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"