Quirky Machinery Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm worried about business in this country."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Absurd motorbike

"On your mark! Get set!"

'We've found the problem...'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Lighting a Pipe

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

A cheese grader

Combined Harvester

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat flap for a truck.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'