Quirky Repair Masters Gifts

Remote control car breakdown.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'We've found the problem...'

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

Bob's DIY Store

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

DIY store.

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

"Kick the machine"

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….