Quirky Repair Masters Mugs

Remote control car breakdown.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'We've found the problem...'

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Bob's DIY Store

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

DIY store.

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"Kick the machine"

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Master Plumber

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."