Playful Repairman Gifts

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'No it's still not fixed'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Remote control car breakdown.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"It's garage music."

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

ACE Roofing: Our Minds Are Always In The Gutter!

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

Deux Ex Mechanic

The ice maker is leaking. Nothing can be done about that now. It's water under the fridge. F and E Plumbing.

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'