Playful Repairman Gifts

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'No it's still not fixed'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Remote control car breakdown.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"It's garage music."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

ACE Roofing: Our Minds Are Always In The Gutter!

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

Deux Ex Mechanic

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'