Artful Repairman Gifts

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Was it a fuse?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Remote control car breakdown.

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"You're late."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."