Artful Repairman Prints

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Was it a fuse?"

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Frosty the Repairman"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"You're late."

Remote control car breakdown.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.