Repairman Aficionado Prints

Business repairman.

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Nap time."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

DIY store.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Four mechanics working on a car

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'