Repair Man Prints

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Master Plumber

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Fixing the TV.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Computer operator welding machine.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Was it a fuse?"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...