Repair Man Mugs

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Master Plumber

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Was it a fuse?"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"You're late."