Quirky Device Admirer Gifts

The quick drag Dragon. For use outside restaurants and theatres for a quick smoke.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"...and if I press this button..."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"She has to find just the right spot."

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

Frank Gehry's backyard

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