Quirky Device Admirer Gifts

The quick drag Dragon. For use outside restaurants and theatres for a quick smoke.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"...and if I press this button..."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"She has to find just the right spot."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

Solar powered sunbed.

The Next Big Thing#2

Frank Gehry's backyard

'I should get this remote control looked at.'