Whimsical Gadget Lover Gifts

Velcro Paws.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Clam Spearing

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Automatic swing machine

Modern camping

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."