Computer Quirk Lover Prints

God creates humans.

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Early Programmers.

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Computer scared of user

Telephone Box

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

Computer problems

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK