Computer Chaos Conqueror Pillows

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Computer Room.

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

The horn of paper

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

Office De-cluttering

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Trying to switch on the computer.

'Try rebooting.'