Camping Chaos Capturer Pillows

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

Harsh Mellows.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Disorder in the Court!

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Ahoy!"

The horn of paper

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'