Craft Chaos Enthusiasts Gifts

Craft hell

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

How to Build a Bungalow

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'