Crafting Chaos Coordinator Gifts

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Face painting.

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Riding School Chaos

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'