Craft Calamity Enthusiast Gifts

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Arts and crafts

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Roasted

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Pelican and Origami

Volcanic ash...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Christmas Craftwork

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Ahoy!"

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Drawing board disaster.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

Craft hell

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."