Craft Calamity Enthusiast Prints

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Arts and crafts

Roasted

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Pelican and Origami

Disaster in the kitchen.

Volcanic ash...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Christmas Craftwork

"Ahoy!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Drawing board disaster.

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

Craft hell

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"No need to worry about those Indians, captain. Looks like they're into face painting."