Cycling Calamity Collector Gifts

"I figured out why your car was pulling to the right."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

Car crashed into warning sign

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Season Finale

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"It's O.K., it's just the cyclical nature of our business."

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

'I told you she is a bad cook - that's just defrosting the chips.'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

"No, sir, recumbent unicycles are not a thing."

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

Immediately after the babies are born, the adults begin the cycle all over again.

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'It's easy to remember - if it's steam she's ironing and if it's thick black smoke she's cooking.'

'I can't stop, it's a stimulus package.'

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."

Unlucky castaway.