Car Crash Collector Gifts

Searching for a gift for a car crash collector who loves capturing the chaos and excitement? Our collection offers amusing and stylish items that showcase their passion for crashes and car mishaps, perfect for adding humor to their day and celebrating their creative interest.

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Car crashed into warning sign

Car crashed into warning sign mockup

Car crashed into warning sign mockup

Car crashed into warning sign mockup

Car crashed into warning sign mockup

Car crashed into warning sign

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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'It seats two comfortably.'

'It seats two comfortably.' mockup

'It seats two comfortably.' mockup

'It seats two comfortably.' mockup

'It seats two comfortably.' mockup

'It seats two comfortably.'

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No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

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'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

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'God's speed.' mockup

'God's speed.' mockup

'God's speed.' mockup

'God's speed.' mockup

'God's speed.'

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"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool." mockup

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool." mockup

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool." mockup

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool." mockup

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!' mockup

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!' mockup

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!' mockup

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!' mockup

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

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'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!' mockup

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!' mockup

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!' mockup

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!' mockup

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

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'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

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"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

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"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time." mockup

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time." mockup

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time." mockup

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time." mockup

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

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'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.' mockup

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.' mockup

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.' mockup

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.' mockup

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

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Acme Flyswatters.

Acme Flyswatters. mockup

Acme Flyswatters. mockup

Acme Flyswatters. mockup

Acme Flyswatters. mockup

Acme Flyswatters.

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"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift." mockup

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift." mockup

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift." mockup

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift." mockup

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

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"Do you have anything smaller?"

"Do you have anything smaller?" mockup

"Do you have anything smaller?" mockup

"Do you have anything smaller?" mockup

"Do you have anything smaller?" mockup

"Do you have anything smaller?"

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Driverless tow truck.

Driverless tow truck. mockup

Driverless tow truck. mockup

Driverless tow truck. mockup

Driverless tow truck. mockup

Driverless tow truck.

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'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.' mockup

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.' mockup

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.' mockup

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.' mockup

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

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No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs). mockup

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs). mockup

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs). mockup

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs). mockup

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

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"Got any new monster trucks?"

"Got any new monster trucks?" mockup

"Got any new monster trucks?" mockup

"Got any new monster trucks?" mockup

"Got any new monster trucks?" mockup

"Got any new monster trucks?"

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"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder." mockup

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder." mockup

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder." mockup

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder." mockup

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

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'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?' mockup

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?' mockup

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?' mockup

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?' mockup

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

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'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.' mockup

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.' mockup

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.' mockup

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.' mockup

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

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This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it.

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it. mockup

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it. mockup

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it. mockup

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it. mockup

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it.

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OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks. mockup

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks. mockup

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks. mockup

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks. mockup

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

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"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car." mockup

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car." mockup

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car." mockup

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car." mockup

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

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"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..." mockup

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..." mockup

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..." mockup

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..." mockup

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

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It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos. mockup

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos. mockup

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos. mockup

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos. mockup

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

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"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!"

"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!" mockup

"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!" mockup

"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!" mockup

"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!" mockup

"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!"

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Car Crash Collector Gifts Collection

Car Crash Collector Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for car crash enthusiasts to enjoy their coffee or tea with a humorous twist.

Car Crash Collector Pillows

Find quirky pillows that bring their unique hobby into their home decor—fun, comfy, and full of personality.

Car Crash Collector Prints

Browse for striking prints that showcase their passion for car crashes—perfect for decorating any space with humor and style.

Car Crash Collector T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the thrill and humor of car crash collecting—great for casual wear or fun gift ideas.