Injury Collector Gifts

Excess Baggage: Some travelers collect truly unique souvenirs.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Six jazz instruments.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

OMG UR HOT

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Do you come here often?'

'This is your lucky day!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I wonder what this was for."