Crash Dummy Collector Gifts

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

Car crashed into warning sign

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

Ventriloquism for beginners.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Mobile Crem

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Once again, the texting dummy has missed the wall.

Circus. Why did I have to be sponsored by Ringling Brothers?

Relax Frank, it's my day off

Marvin and the new airbag

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

"I figured out why your car was pulling to the right."

Stop obsessing about Ryan Beardsley! I can't! Thing of something else. Ok. What else is there?

'Whoa, deja vu.'

"OMG! My husband is home!"

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."