Crash Dummy Collector Gifts

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Car crashed into warning sign

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

Ventriloquism for beginners.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Relax Frank, it's my day off

Marvin and the new airbag

Mobile Crem

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

"I figured out why your car was pulling to the right."

'Whoa, deja vu.'

"OMG! My husband is home!"

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."

Rally dust decorating $100 - Hand wash $5