Dummy Enthusiast Gifts

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.

Ventriloquism for beginners.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Extreme miming"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Glance Exchange

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Valet park only"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

The End is Nigh

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I like fountains very much!"

'Pick a business card.'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

David Blaine, Age 60

Magicing the crowd away

Man guarding a written border.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."