Dummy Dynamics Lover Gifts

Blue Dress and Feather

Mod Kwan Doh

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Crop duster wanted.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Daytime TV For Nerds

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Sex Equality

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'No, no, no! Attack the vivace passages! Slow down the andante! Where is this great memory I'm always hearing about?'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

Artist studies trampolinist.

"And, as this chart conclusively demonstrates, by the third quarter, we completely got our act together."

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.

Ventriloquism for beginners.

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

'The human race was wiped out after the "Invasion of the Dutch Caps!"'

Nicholas hints at the probability of his leaving the company

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.

'How come when I like the wife, you don't like the husband? . . . Sigh. We'll never have friends.'