Delusional Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"I don't do intimidation"

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

Core Business.

Female Dominance.

'Works for me.' (picture of big fish swallowing smaller fish.)

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me.'

"And this, Wilcox, is my reality."

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Hierarchy