Democratic Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

'He thinks our marriage is undemocratic.'

"Good boy."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Election Fatigue?

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Iraq and the road ahead...

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Freedom Puppet

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'