Democratic Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

'He thinks our marriage is undemocratic.'

"Good boy."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

Iraq and the road ahead...

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Election Fatigue?

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

Democracy for Hire

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Freedom Puppet

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

R.I.P. Democracy