Dummy Dynamics Lover T-Shirts

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Blue Dress and Feather

Mod Kwan Doh

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Crop duster wanted.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

Daytime TV For Nerds

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Sex Equality

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'No, no, no! Attack the vivace passages! Slow down the andante! Where is this great memory I'm always hearing about?'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

"And, as this chart conclusively demonstrates, by the third quarter, we completely got our act together."

Batmansplaining.

Artist studies trampolinist.

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.

Ventriloquism for beginners.

'The human race was wiped out after the "Invasion of the Dutch Caps!"'

Nicholas hints at the probability of his leaving the company

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.