'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'
Chemical Mishap Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a chemical mishap enthusiast? Our collection features witty and playful items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that charm anyone fascinated by chemistry's unexpected moments. Celebrate their passion for science with unique, conversation-starting designs that bring humor into their world. Whether they’re a professional scientist or a hobbyist, these clever gifts are sure to ignite smiles and laughter.
'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'
Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre
'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'
'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'
"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"
Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.
'I can't turn it off.'
spellchecker
FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.
A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.
"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."
"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."
'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'
Dyslexic Palm Reading
'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'
"Please—no technology questions!"
"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"
Paramedic Mistakes.
Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing
"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"
"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."
The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.
CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'
Broken hospital sign.
'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'
Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.
"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."
Two hunters and a near miss
Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!
"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."
Chemical Mishap Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Chemical Mishap Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of chemical mishap mugs and find the perfect humorous design for science lovers.
Chemical Mishap Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our chemical mishap pillows that add a humorous touch to any science fanatic’s living space.
Chemical Mishap Enthusiast Prints
Discover our chemical mishap prints to celebrate the hilarious side of chemistry on your walls.
Chemical Mishap Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our chemical mishap t-shirts packed with witty designs for every science enthusiast’s wardrobe.