Winter Campfire Aficionado Gifts

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Sausages.

Desert Island BBQ

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'The Torch Holder'.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'