Campfire Gourmet Gifts

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

TV Dinner.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I like this imported food.'

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

Pan Extension Chord

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."