Aquatic Animals Pillows

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

The destiny of untrained seals.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

reincarnated worm...

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Diving Cat.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dolphin

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Did you find our menorah?

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"I've been at loose ends lately."