Aquatic Animals T-Shirts

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

The destiny of untrained seals.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

reincarnated worm...

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Diving Cat.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dolphin

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."