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'They're absolutely gorgeeous-are they house trained?'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"I spilled my drink."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"He put up a decent fight."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Octopus Juggling Balls

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.

"Why so tense?"

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'I hate these school reunions.'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood