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'They're absolutely gorgeeous-are they house trained?'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"They're so like us."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'Wow! They don't even bother giving you notice anymore before they fire you!'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'I'm a Pisces.'

"I spilled my drink."

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"He put up a decent fight."

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.

Octopus Juggling Balls

"Why so tense?"

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

Future site of the aquarium.