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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

reincarnated worm...

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Neptune

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Diving Cat.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'