Aquatic Creatures Gifts

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

reincarnated worm...

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Diving Cat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

How Swordfish Are Born

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Did you find our menorah?

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.