Aquatic Animal Pillows

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

reincarnated worm...

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Diving Cat.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Dolphin

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Marine Pollution