Folding Fanatic Gifts

How origami complexity is measured. I started with simple origami pieces. The ones I make now require more steps. It looks like a tenfold increase!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

The Fourth Little Pig

I quilt therefore I am

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.