Folding Fanatic Mugs

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

The Fourth Little Pig

I quilt therefore I am

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.